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Professional slut
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Anonymous asked:
god caught me masturbating one day this past summer, and before he tried to flay my exposed flesh with a scourge dipped in fire and brimstone, he heard Love At First Sight by Kylie Minogue blasting from my phone to cover up the moans of my bookmarked gay doctor anal gape scene and threw his wig down to earth. it scorched the night sky as it fell, kylie is pussy queen, faggot! he cried.
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Anonymous asked:
What turns you on?
minha-borboleta Answer:
Attention
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Rami Malek cutting small pickles with a large knife.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
tumblr users: please ban the Nazis
tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight
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Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.
Are you genuinly ok OP? What the fuck?
No I’m not genuinly ok 🙃
Who hurt you oof
Do you even care?
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And u gave… the countriest bitch in the group… the country genre
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thinking about getting kissed on the neck instead of paying attention while walking across the street is gonna be the way I die
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You missed the best part of this.
i dont know what this is but i find it funny so im reblogging
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